Les Trois Chavez

What they were really saying...

Chavez Layton: "Merci M. Dion, you're a pretty dumb-fuck, but I've managed to get out of you what I've always dreamed, the keys to the washroom at 24 Sussex, and to sleep in a real bed...you don't snore, do you?"

Chavez Dion: "I 'av to congrat vous for making me le Roi. Its not izzy being un pretty dumb-fuck, but moi, I try. You'll see! Moi, I be pretty dam good dumb-fuck! You'll see!"

Chavez Duceppe: "Eh tabernac! My hand is out, fill it! My allegiance is Quebec, seulement, so cross the palm with more cash! Vous harlots will have to pay en avance, extra for the jolie dumb-fuck."