Has Al Gore's carbon credit trading company secretly cloned a new Dolly, throwing in some stem cells derived from the cotton plant, or a few pieces of the cotton plant's genome, cleverly integrated with (Petri)dish of lamb?
Time-Warner seems to have already prepared the manual for looking after your new post-apocalypse hair of the lamb, er, cotton plant, shirt.
From Time-Warner's Global Warming Survival Guide, tip number 7:
You could make your own clothes with needle and thread using 100% organic cotton sheared from sheep you raised on a Whole Foods diet....
Maybe the FDA needs to look more closely at that Whole Foods Diet...(Chinese import, was it? You might not want to feed it to your pets...)
Gore-Tex move over, here comes Gore-Fleeced!