Midnight in Mosque-Jaw.

When the CBC announced that they were doing a show entitled Little Mosque on the Prairie, we sorta snorted out loud, "they wouldn't be so stupid, would they?"

Well, apparently they would. Debuting last night, LMOP may quickly become the CBC icon that convinces the rest of the world that liberal Canada, has utterly, completely lost its marble. Taken complete leave of its senses. Managed to reduce what will surely be the 21st century's greatest cultural conflict to a bad parody that, according to the world outside the MSM, pretty much insults everyone, including sophomore drama queens.

If the practitioners of Islam currently dancing on the world stage, Canada included, had a demonstrable sense of humour, a sense of appropriate outrage at the atrocities commited on a daily basis in the name of Allah, hell, even be able to stand up and take the Danish cartoons on the chin without issuing fatwahs, then maybe, just...maybe, this eastern (as in Centre of the Universe eastern) concept of bedouins in the boondocks, might be able to pull off some slick satire and poke some good natured fun at cultural collisions in Canada.

But there's no humour in the Islam of the 21st century. None, at all.

However, Canadians never being a people to miss turning a nightmare into rolicking black humour, the good followers of SDA have managed to come up with a list of alternative "new age" comedies for the CBC to put to air, if LMOP doesn't quite float to the surface in support of all of the advance hype. The culture mavens at the CBC should be able to make something out of at least one of these suggestions:

Guantanamo Bay Watch
Kneel or No Deal
The Prearranged Newlywed Game
So You Think You Can Dance? Well you can't you infidel dog. It is Banned!!
The King of Kensington is a Jew, and must be destroyed.
Welcome Back Khadr
Allah My Children
All in the Fatwa
Chico and the Imam
Hudna Night in Canada
Divorce, Divorce, Divorce Court
CSIED: Bagdad (improvised .....)
The Allah DeGenerates Show
Pimp My Camel
The Young and Headless
Mad About Jew
My Three Sunnis
Little Bomb on the Prairie
Everybody Hates Chris-tians
Show me the Mullah
The Prearranged Newlywed Game
So you think you can sing? Well you can't you infidel dog. It is banned!!
The Segregated Family Guy
Buddy Wassisname and the other Mullahs
My two BaghDads
This hour has 22 prayer minutes
The War at Home...We Will Bring to Canada
Between Iraq and a Hard Place
Muslim in the Middle
Everybody Loves Ikram
30 Something (wives, that is)
The Bahrain-y Bunch
Dialing for Donairs
Little Mosque North of 60
Saddam and Son
Meat The Press
Holmes On Mudhuts
Flip This Cave
Over-Hallal-in
Pimp My Camel
Burka's Law
Discovery Channel's Daily Panic
The Herstory (is only worth one half) History Channel
Muslim Impossible
Judge Adullah
What Knot to Wear (in your hijab)
Trading Insults
Taqiya Roadshow
Kithman Confidential
Debby Travis' Necklift (off)
Divorce, Divorce, Divorce Court
anada: A People's Hysteria
10 Years Invisible
The Allah DeGenerates Show
Fiends
Jihad for Laughs
Corner Gas Attack
City Infidel Whores (Sex the City)
Suburban Infidel Whores (Desperate Housewives)
Infidel Whores Talking (The View)
Black Infidel Whore (Oprah)
The Young and Headless
Mad About Jew
My Favourite Martyr
Headless in Seattle
Bombing Extreme Makeover
Extreme Makeover - Cave Edition
While You Were Jihading
Trading Caves
Little Jihadis, Big Bomb
Death It Up
One Hundred Hunt-Them-Down-and-Kill-Them Street
The Burn A Mack Show
Barbeque You
The Galloping Gore Eh
The Nation(of Islam)al
Mohammad Night Football
Antique Roadside IED
Giligans Islam
The Trouble with Tracers
Quirks and Korans
Question (and Torture) Period
Baa Baa Lovesheep
Diff'rent Swordstrokes
Who's The Mullah?
Kaffir As Folk
Night Beat
Win, Lose Or Die
The Prophet Is Right
Khalid's Angels
Wheel Of Fatwah
Akhmed Of Green Caves
The Road To A Fatwah
Murder, She Wrought
The Kaffirsons
Abdullah Bomber's Place
Mr. Blowup
Friendly Jihadist
Unhappy Days
Hangin' With Mr. Hussein
Full Hut
Family Spatters
In The Blast Of The Night
Columboom
Matlop
Sharia Law And Disorder
The Kooks Of Hebron
Trailer Park Bombers
The Nature Of Explosive Things With "David" Zarqawi
Fat Albert and the Ghazi Kids
Married, With Three Extra Wives
Mahdi Python's Flying Scimitars
The Hatred of Things
Man Alive (But We'll Fix That)
Gray's Anatomy All Over The Place
Sunni Cher Show
I Dream of Jihad

Or, how about:

Remakes of the Classics?

There Something About Mahdi
The Kalashnikovs of Karbala
From Here to 72 Virgins
Schindler's Pissed
Citizen Plame
CasaBlamBlamBlamca
Gone - Poof - with the Wind
It WAS a Wonderful Life
Bridge on the River Whine
Some Like it Haram
All About Wudu
One Flew Over the Caliph's Sniper Nest
Mr. Hudna Goes to Washington
The Tribal Elder - Parts I to IV
To Kill a Moonbat
High Nonanism
Wadiside Story
Jews
M*U*S*H
The Silence of the 'sLamists
Nutroot
Shame
City Lights (3 hours a day)
****s with Goats
The Wudu Bunch
Modern Times (circa 571)
The Turd Man
A Place in the Sunni Triangle
(Beat 'em to a) Pulp (is not) Fiction
Guess Who's Bombing at Dinner
My Fried Lady
Fereydoon Hump
Bin-Hurt
Withering Fire-fights

Pick your favourite - the loser gets to spend a night locked in the apparently now dry Parliamentary Press Gallery. Winner gets the whole weekend, with Don Newman included as the bonus draw!